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Hair Would Only Slow Me Down Pillow

$20

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The ultimate aerodynamic excuse for the chrome-dome club. A sharp, confident statement for the bald or shaved-headed individual who knows that less hair simply means more speed, efficiency, and aerodynamic perfection.

Textured Poly “Twill” pillow cover with concealed zipper and synthetic insert included. A soft, comfortable accent for the home. Individually cut and sewn by hand in America.

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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