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Hair Would Only Slow Me Down Card

$3.25
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The ultimate aerodynamic excuse for the chrome-dome club. A sharp, confident statement for the bald or shaved-headed individual who knows that less hair simply means more speed, efficiency, and aerodynamic perfection.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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