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Retired Hot Girl Card

$3.25
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Moving on from the exhausting upkeep of the high-maintenance club. A hilarious, liberating statement for the woman who has officially traded tight dresses and stilettos for oversized sweatpants, cozy nights in, and absolute comfort.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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