Keep Calm And Play Dead Card

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The ultimate tactical guide for the ultimate introvert or professional conflict-avoider. A brilliantly dark, sarcastic strategy for handling unwanted responsibilities, small talk, or chaotic social situations by simply dropping off the grid.

What material is this item made of?

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

• Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

What USA ship methods are available?

Standard

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

Estimates include printing and processing time.More Shipping Info

What is the Return/Exchange policy?

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