T-Shirts

Description: When words keep coming but I stopped listening three blahs ago.

Description: Don’t shoot the messenger—my dog’s got opinions and zero filter.

Description: Don’t shoot the messenger—my dog’s got opinions and zero filter.

Description: No official diagnosis, but vibes are off and Google agrees—something definitely ain’t right.

Description: Secure, mysterious, and basically impossible to guess—just like the last 8 digits of Pi.

Description: Is it the workout, life, or just existing? Hard to say—everything hurts and I’m being very brave about it.

Description: Secure, mysterious, and basically impossible to guess—just like the last 8 digits of Pi.

Description: Is it the workout, life, or just existing? Hard to say—everything hurts and I’m being very brave about it.

Description: No official diagnosis, but vibes are off and Google agrees—something definitely ain’t right.

Description: Jump scares come with sound effects—approach with caution and a sense of humor.

Description: Mildly seasoned in life and food—add salt and I just might reach my final form.

Description: Mildly seasoned in life and food—add salt and I just might reach my final form.

Description: Not lazy, just highly allergic to pain—why does fitness feel like a punishment for snacks?

Description: Came for the vibes, stayed for the bill—because apparently, I’m the walking wallet of the group.

Description: Came for the vibes, stayed for the bill—because apparently, I’m the walking wallet of the group.

Description: Jump scares come with sound effects—approach with caution and a sense of humor.

Description: Good choices were never on the menu—my liver just drew the short straw today.

Description: Good choices were never on the menu—my liver just drew the short straw today.

Description: Not sure if it’s a workout or a wellness check—either way, everything hurts and I’m drafting my will.

Description: When life gets confusing, one solution: bruh, read your Bible—it’s all in there, trust.

Description: Yes, it’s still in the garage. No, I don’t know when it’ll be done. Yes, I’m still in denial.

Description: Yes, it’s still in the garage. No, I don’t know when it’ll be done. Yes, I’m still in denial.

Description: Showed up for the meeting, stayed for the snacks, but honestly—where are the dinosaurs I was promised?

Description: Showed up for the meeting, stayed for the snacks, but honestly—where are the dinosaurs I was promised?

Description: Dinner was fire, but what’s coming next is a Category 5 situation. You’ve been warned.

Description: Dinner was fire, but what’s coming next is a Category 5 situation. You’ve been warned.

Description: Not sure if it’s a workout or a wellness check—either way, everything hurts and I’m drafting my will.

Description: When life gets confusing, one solution: bruh, read your Bible—it’s all in there, trust.

Description: Not lazy, just highly allergic to pain—why does fitness feel like a punishment for snacks?

Description: Not big on people, but ask me about cats and I’ll talk until one of us starts purring.

Description: Quiet by nature, but bring up Jesus and I’ll light up like a Sunday morning sermon.

Description: Socially distant by nature, but pitch a tent and I’ll tell you my best campfire stories.

Description: Socially awkward, but mention serial killers and I’ll turn into a true crime podcast with dramatic flair.

Description: Avoids eye contact, but say “blockchain” and suddenly I’m giving a TED Talk in the corner.

Description: Not big on people, but ask me about cats and I’ll talk until one of us starts purring.

Description: Avoids eye contact, but say “blockchain” and suddenly I’m giving a TED Talk in the corner.